Creator
Creator
Cast
Simon Peel
Oliver Smallbridge
Aunt Eleanor
Banks
Ringo
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Synopsis
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane.
It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles.
The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Original titleNever the Twain
First air dateSep. 07, 1981
Last air dateOct. 09, 1991
Seasons and episodes
6Season 6 Jan. 15, 1987
6 - 1Feed A ColdJan. 15, 1987
6 - 2Going To PotJan. 22, 1987
6 - 3Love ls A Many Splendoured ThingJan. 29, 1987
6 - 4A Night To RememberFeb. 05, 1987
6 - 5The Battle Of Deveraux DaleFeb. 12, 1987
6 - 6Affair of the HeartFeb. 19, 1987
7Season 7 Jan. 27, 1988
7 - 1Settled Out of CourtJan. 27, 1988- 7 - 1Settled Out of CourtJan. 27, 1988
7 - 3Betrothed, Bothered And BewilderedFeb. 10, 1988- 7 - 3Betrothed, Bothered And BewilderedFeb. 10, 1988
7 - 4The Second Time AroundFeb. 17, 1988- 7 - 4The Second Time AroundFeb. 17, 1988
7 - 5Born To Blush UnseenFeb. 24, 1988- 7 - 5Born To Blush UnseenFeb. 24, 1988
7 - 6Fasten Your Seat BeltsMar. 02, 1988- 7 - 6Fasten Your Seat BeltsMar. 02, 1988
8Season 8 Oct. 24, 1988
8 - 1Grandfathers-In-LawOct. 24, 1988- 8 - 1Grandfathers-In-LawOct. 24, 1988
8 - 2Nursery TimesOct. 31, 1988- 8 - 2Nursery TimesOct. 31, 1988
8 - 3Whose Baby ?Nov. 07, 1988
8 - 4Never Say DieNov. 14, 1988
8 - 5Moving OnNov. 21, 1988
8 - 6It's A Long Way To Friern BarnetNov. 28, 1988
9Season 9 Sep. 06, 1989
9 - 1Just The TicketSep. 06, 1989
9 - 2A Question Of HonourSep. 13, 1989
9 - 3A New Lease Of LifeSep. 20, 1989
9 - 4Aspects Of LoveSep. 27, 1989
9 - 5NeighboursOct. 04, 1989
9 - 6Bonjour ParisOct. 11, 1989
10Season 10 Sep. 05, 1990
10 - 1X Marks The SpotSep. 05, 1990
10 - 2S.W.A.L.K.Sep. 12, 1990
10 - 3Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Sep. 19, 1990
10 - 4Happy HolidaySep. 26, 1990
10 - 5There But For The Grace Of GodOct. 03, 1990
10 - 6A Car By Any Other NameOct. 10, 1990
11Season 11 Sep. 04, 1991
11 - 1Viva EspanaSep. 04, 1991
11 - 2The Best Laid PlansSep. 11, 1991
11 - 4There Goes The BrideSep. 25, 1991
11 - 5Two Fools And Their MoneyOct. 02, 1991
11 - 6The First Of The QueueOct. 09, 1991
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