The Chaser's War on Everything 2x12

Episode 38

* Intro Joke; Spoiler result for tonights game: NSW 28 QLD 13

* Change of names; Craig – Michael Duffy, Chris – Gerard Henderson, Andrew – Janet Albrechtsen, Julian – Dalai Lama.

* Intro; John Howard praying for rain; Dalai Lama meeting the PM.

* If Life Were A Musical; Waiting for the doctor.

* Ad/Trailer; new directors for The Hobbit: Nick Giannopoulos – The Woggit, Woody Allen, Michael Moore.

* Stunt; Getting revenge on security guards.

* What have We Learned from Current Affairs this week? Anna’s Segue of the Week – Dodgy Barcodes to Logies Fashions. Lesson 20: Chaser Stories including the Peter Meakin Booze Bus stunt and report.

* The Fixers; Cloning, which resulted in multiple George Pell’s. Julian’s Mobile, travelling to Mumbai, India for help.

* Mr. Ten Questions – Megan Gale.

* Porno Clichés – Stunt: Testing Clichés. Test 1: Handyman. Test 2: Pizza Boy. Test 3: Pool Boy.

* End of show joke : No More Material

* Song: The Filler Song performed by Andrew Hansen with the coda “Peter Meakin, what a pisshead!”